Resolved: Hadley Jones Should Hereby Write a Blog
For clarity in today's round/post, I present observation 1:
Observation 1: Definitions:
1. Blog: A really weird word that is the combination of two: web and log.
Observation 2: Inherency: AKA, what's happening in the status quo.
1. Hadley doesn't have a blog.
Observation 3: The Plan
Mandate 1: Hadley gets a blog.
Observation 4: Justifications
Justification 1: It will probably be fun.
Justification 2: It involves writing (duh) and I like writing.
Justification 3: I like making fun of the word blog and I figure it'd be ironic to do so whilst writing one.
Justification 4: Kitkats are delicious and impromptu is fun.
It is for all these reasons (and more) that I strongly urge an affirmative ballot at the end of today's debate round. Thank you, and I now stand open for cross-examination and any further points of clarification.
I vote affirmative!
ReplyDeleteI vote affirmative.
ReplyDeleteI vote negative... Just so we can have a 2-1 decision.
ReplyDeleteWELL then. You'll just be the outcast judge that everyone gets mad at. Well, I guess the negative team won't be mad at you. But the negative team is dumb. :P
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