When Will My Round Begin

(To the tune of "When Will My Life Begin" from Disney's Tangled)

7:00am, the usual touney line-up

Start on my speech and practice and polish up

Duo, extemp, impromptu, mars hill, apol

Speech again and by then it's like, 7:15?

So I'll watch a speech, or maybe two or three

I'll add a few new cards into my 2AC

I'll play guitar and time and eat and basically

Just wonder when will my round begin?

Then after lunch it's parli and juniors round two

A break for tab room and Apples to Apples too

Practicing, chatting, texting and announcements

Then I'll stretch, maybe sketch, take a nap, write a script

And I'll re-write my speech, if I have time to spare

I'll fix my 1AC, I'm sure there's room somewhere

And then I'll time and time and time and time extemp

Stuck in the same room I've always been

And I'll keep wondering, and wondering, and wondering, and wondering

When will my round begin?

And tomorrow night, awards will appear

Just like they do on the third day each year

What is it like, up where they glow?

Now that I've practiced, tab room might let me go.

Vote affirmative... as soon as my round starts, that is.